Dinner at 4:20pm

tired hungry kids... cheese on toast... omelette x 2... half an avocado... leftover baked beans from last night... over an hour of eating!

Mellifluous

I found this in a design spec for some software I'm documenting:

In case of misuse, this can lead into appearance of dysfunction

It really is sweeter than honey, isn't it. Being led into any appearance is a concern, but then you find out that it's the Appearance of Dysfunction!