Thursday, September 26, 2013

A better wig?

I am early for work and my pass won't open the door. Maybe it doesn't work before 7am?

So I strolled up Chapel St to kill some time.

Can you read the light orange words in the background of the sign on the bottom left?

The sign tells me I am in C St, which is a bit tragic, really. Like a kid desperate for a nickname. Hi, I'm not Andrew any more; can you call me Chiz?

Then the background words say TRANSFORM TOUPE FRINGE.

They are probably not meant to be read as a sentence. No doubt the copy-writers were trying for a groovy edgy bricolage effect.

But if you are trying to tell people that they have come to the place where the beautiful people shop, you probably should not subliminally tell them to adjust their wigs.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Double WHAT?

I always read this as Doubleshit and wonder why you would pay for one of those.

Time to sort

Four days of letting the clean laundry pile up. Or was it five days? We are running out of clean clothes.